The Catless Whispers
We've got you covered.
We know. You just don't like cats. But look, you can't deny that inner cattitude in you. Otherwise, you wouldn't be looking at this site. (Gotcha!)
Wait, why don't you check out these catless items below. Surely you'll find something to put in that cart. And if you do buy some cat items, we'll pretend it's not a big deal. Even if we'll be doing the celebratory cat dance here at the back of our store, we will keep our cool. The items will be shipped to you in good care.
We promise to give you a group hug once you openly embrace that black cat in you. Once you finally join us on the dark side. We'll be waiting.
“Meow” means “woof” in cat.— George Carlin